ME: Banshee Boy?
ME: Banshee Boy?
ME: Banshee?
ME: Boy?
ME: Uhh …….. you okay?
ME: Why are you looking at me like that?
ME: Why?
ME: What did I do to you?
ME: I fed you.
ME: I burped you.
ME: I haven’t even touched your diaper and made you scream. Yet.
ME: Why? Tell me. WHY??
BB: Tee Tee.
ME: Yes!
BB: Why you lef at me?
ME: What??
BB: You lef at me. I hear you. You lef and say my fes is round “like a circle.” Dees is vhat you say.
ME: Well ……….
BB: Your verds, dey make me feel deesmay and de gobsmacked.
ME: Deesmay and de gobsmacked?
BB: Dat is vhat I say, Tee Tee.
ME: I’m sorry.
BB: Please to leef me alone to process dees feelings.
ME: Okay.
BB: Please to leef my binky.
ME: Sure.
BB: You go now.
ME: Right. I go now.
Oh my goodness. BB, I look forward to squeezing those cheeks the day you marry Buttercup.
Why do I keep reading Banchee Boy’s words with a German (Eastern European) accent.
I, for one, welcome our new Banchee overlord, and, as an internet geek, will be very useful in identifying people and aunts that might be disloyal to you!
This is killing me. Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.
I look forward to more episodes with BB.
I am so desperately in love with this baby. It is nuts. I love all my nephews and nieces, but after boy-boy-girl-girl-girl, it’s nice to have a baby boy around again. I mean, my middle nephew is 16, so that’s how long it’s been since we had a fresh testosterone injection.
sarahk — Let’s just marry them off now. That’s not inappropriate, right?
JFH — Oh! Because I fully intend that — based on the first photo of him I posted — click on that link — where the red and blue shirt he’s wearing seems vaguely Eastern bloc wrestling team and his little pose seems vaguely Russian mafia boss negotiating a deal. That’s how it all clicked in my head, anyway.
So now he is just my overlord in every way.
hahahaha // Dees is vhat you say. //
The cuteness, it overwhelms me! LOVE IT.
I was waiting for the “I vant to be alone,” so that commanding “You go now” is rather impressive.
I don’t know how your camera can capture so much cuteness without frying, Auntie Tee Tee.
That leetle face is ADORABLE!