Just a wee nosy survey I worked up because I like breakfast. The whole ritual of it. The robotic routine of it. Or sometimes just vulnerability of being barely awake and eating with others. In some ways, I think it’s the most no-holds-barred meal of the day.
Anyhoo.
Copy and paste the questions into the comments. That way everyone can follow your answers better.
1) Do you usually eat breakfast?
2) If yes, what do you eat?
3) Choose one: Coffee or tea?
4) If you drink coffee, how do you drink it? Black, cream, sugar?
5) If you drink tea, how do you drink it?
6) Choose one: Oatmeal or Cream of Wheat?
7) Do you like to go out to breakfast?
8) If yes, do you have a place you really like to go?
9) What’s your favorite thing to order when you’re there?
10) How do you like your eggs?
11) What do you put on your pancakes?
12) If you eat oatmeal, what do put on that?
13) Do you like breakfast pastries — danish, bear claws, etc.?
14) What about muffins? Good or bad? Like or dislike?
15) Choose one: bacon or sausage?
16) How do you like your bacon?
17) On sausage: Link or patty?
18) Choose one: Quisp or Quake? **
19) For anyone who likes raisin bran, who makes a better one: Kellogg’s or Post?
20) Does ketchup belong on the breakfast table?
21) What about salsa? Same question.
22) Name a movie breakfast scene you particularly like or remember.
23) When you were a kid — or even now: What about that colored milk you get after you eat Trix or Fruit Loops or something; to drink or not to drink?
24) Did you and your siblings fight over the prizes in boxes of cereal?
25) We all know The Breakfast Club. So confess. Were you ever part of a “breakfast club”?
Stayed tuned for more versions of Tracey’s Breakfast Survey. I think I’ve only begun to scratch the surface. Yes. Of breakfast.
SO AS.
** I’m realizing this may be obscure. Okay. Quisp and Quake were Cap’n Crunch-like cereals. Quisp had flying saucer-shaped crunchies; Quake had rubble-shaped crunchies. Here’s a picture of the boxes:
Now they were identical in taste to Cap’n Crunch — identical — but they created a polarizing frenzy in my neck of the woods. You were either a Quisp kid or a Quake kid. There was no middle ground. You could not equivocate. You HAD to choose a side. And the Quispers hated the Quakers (which sounds wrong; forgive me, O Lord) and the Quakers hated the Quispers. Rabid, sugar-high bunch of cerealists. It was all very primal and dangerous and could very well have led to a hideous Lord of the Flies scenario on my school playground. (Some of the young-uns won’t know this one.) I am the only one who remembers them, though?? ACK.