Now add Mike Richardson-Bryan to my list of lovees. I can’t get the link to work but it was originally posted on Yankee Pot Roast(great stuff over there):
Best American Names of Horses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers
Average at Best
Ayn Rand’s Condescending Sigh
Buyer’s Remorse
Cloud of Suspicion
Colic the Wonder Horse
Daddy Drinks Because I’m Slow
Exit Strategy
Fond of Long Naps
For the Love of God Run Faster
Glued Lightning
Hell is Other Horses
I Have No Son
Limp to Victory
Low Expectations
Luck o’the Amish
Pride of Two Guys with No Business Owning a Horse
Shoulda Bought a Monkey
Slim to None
Some Budding Young Actress’s Fit of Pique
Squeak of Defiance
Stupid Gypsy Curse
This is Your Horse on Drugs
Tripsy McStumble
Undisguised Contempt for All Things French
War Criminal
There’s no way to pick a favorite — too many are just killing me!
Those are SO wonderful.
“For the Love of God Run Faster” hahahahahaha. An “Ayn Rand’s Condescending Sigh.”
I’m kind of surprised “I’m Forty and Afraid I Have Done Nothing With My Life” isn’t on there…
Hahahaha! I’m loving “Luck o’the Amish.”
Hell is Other Horses. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don’t know if these ads run where you all are, but in the Northeast they run radio spots encouraging you to go to the racetrack – a track announcer comes on and narrates other typical nights out, all of which end badly. They are hilarious. (Can’t find my favorite, alas – is there an audio equivalent to YouTube?) These names remind me of the fake names the narrator uses in the ads.
“He pulls up next to Beautiful Girl, but Beautiful Girl pulls away. OH NO! Here comes CheesyPickupLine! It’s CheesyPickupLine, immediately followed by Getalife, You’re a Creep, and Inyerdreams!”
Those ads kill me.