ME: Look, I NEED my crack cracked, Crackie!!
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ME: (seeing a manly woman on the street and singing) Mustache Susie, Mustache Sam ….
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HE: (singing to me from Camelot in a Ralph Wiggum voice) I wouldn’t ever leeeeeave you …… especially in the autumnnnn!
ME: Uhm, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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HE: It’s so cool. I sit up there in my lair, looking out on the world like so much gargoyle.
Please tell me that second quote was sung to the tune of “Mustang Sally.” I am dying of laughter here.
“Do the jitterbug down in Mustache-land…”
OMG I hadn’t remembered that song in like nine freekin’ forevers. Thanks a heap, now it’s going to be running through my fever-addled head all night long.
Kate P — No. It’s “Muskrat Love.”
Even more hilarious!
I initially typed “Muskrate.” Wha????
/like so much gargoyle/
is killing me.
Hey, tracey. I had to get up before the coccyx of dawn today.
sarahk – Hahahahahahaha! The coccyx of dawn! Sounds like a book title.
Now there’s a book cover I’m afraid to visualize.
I TOTALLY sang it to “Muskrat Love”-hahhahahaha!!!! You are soooo funny!!!
On another note, “Muskrat Love”-??? WHAT???? Can you IMAGINE that song getting released today????
Hey, maybe that’s what we’ll end up calling VL when I’m all finished with it!