May 20, 2011

-image-“will you be raptured?” flowchart

Thanks to the adorable Katie, who left this in the comments of my judgment day post below, we now have access to this super-duper helpful flowchart which will allow you to know, without question, what will happen to you tomorrow at 6 p.m. your time.

Brilliant. And helpful.


  1. I’m doomed.

    Comment by Brian — May 20, 2011 @ 11:11 am

  2. I love the first question about being Human. hahahaha

    Comment by sheila — May 20, 2011 @ 11:19 am

  3. I’m surprised swimskirts aren’t mentioned, however!

    Comment by sheila — May 20, 2011 @ 11:20 am

  4. Are you vexing? —-> yes —-> Sorry. Tempting others to sin means no rapture.
    Sorry. Liars don’t get in either.

    And you don’t even want to know where the “snarky” arrow leads to!

    Comment by nightfly — May 20, 2011 @ 12:58 pm

  5. The Rapture is bringing out the funny in lots of places.

    Comment by sheila — May 20, 2011 @ 2:08 pm

  6. I read that some atheists in Washington are holding a “Countdown to Backpedaling” party on Saturday.

    Comment by Brian — May 20, 2011 @ 5:09 pm

  7. Hmmm. I guess The Cat and I are stuck here. Let’s order some Chinese takeout for dinner at 6.

    Comment by Kate P — May 20, 2011 @ 7:52 pm

  8. Kate, I vote for MuShu Pork… since we’re left behind anyway, we might as well enjoy some pork fat while we’re here. I’ll bring a couple of bottles of chilled white wine so we can also be drunken slatterns.

    Comment by GradualDazzle — May 20, 2011 @ 9:13 pm

  9. Totally, GraDazz! And bring your skimpiest non-swimskirted bathing suit.

    Comment by Kate P — May 21, 2011 @ 4:51 pm

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