Thanks to the adorable Katie, who left this in the comments of my judgment day post below, we now have access to this super-duper helpful flowchart which will allow you to know, without question, what will happen to you tomorrow at 6 p.m. your time.
Brilliant. And helpful.
I’m doomed.
I love the first question about being Human. hahahaha
I’m surprised swimskirts aren’t mentioned, however!
Are you vexing? —-> yes —-> Sorry. Tempting others to sin means no rapture.
|
V
no
|
V
Sorry. Liars don’t get in either.
And you don’t even want to know where the “snarky” arrow leads to!
The Rapture is bringing out the funny in lots of places.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/secret-internal-buzzfeed-rapture-memo
I read that some atheists in Washington are holding a “Countdown to Backpedaling” party on Saturday.
Hmmm. I guess The Cat and I are stuck here. Let’s order some Chinese takeout for dinner at 6.
Kate, I vote for MuShu Pork… since we’re left behind anyway, we might as well enjoy some pork fat while we’re here. I’ll bring a couple of bottles of chilled white wine so we can also be drunken slatterns.
Totally, GraDazz! And bring your skimpiest non-swimskirted bathing suit.