“will you be raptured?” flowchart

Thanks to the adorable Katie, who left this in the comments of my judgment day post below, we now have access to this super-duper helpful flowchart which will allow you to know, without question, what will happen to you tomorrow at 6 p.m. your time.

Brilliant. And helpful.

9 Replies to ““will you be raptured?” flowchart”

  1. Are you vexing? —-> yes —-> Sorry. Tempting others to sin means no rapture.
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    V
    no
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    V
    Sorry. Liars don’t get in either.

    And you don’t even want to know where the “snarky” arrow leads to!

  2. Kate, I vote for MuShu Pork… since we’re left behind anyway, we might as well enjoy some pork fat while we’re here. I’ll bring a couple of bottles of chilled white wine so we can also be drunken slatterns.

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