birth: the visited planet, part 3

Continuing my chapter excerpt from Philip Yancey’s The Jesus I Never Knew.

Part 1.

Part 2.

When the Jesuit missionary Matteo Ricci went to China in the 16th century, he brought along samples of religious art to illustrate the Christian story for people who had never heard it. The Chinese readily adopted portraits of the Virgin Mary holding her child, but when he produced paintings of the crucifixion and tried to explain that the God-child had grown up only to be executed, the audience reacted with revulsion and horror. They much preferred the Virgin and insisted on worshiping her rather than the crucified God.

As I thumb once more through my stack of Christmas cards, I realize that we in Christian countries do much the same thing. We observe a mellow, domesticated holiday purged of any hint of scandal. Above all, we purge from it any reminder of how the story that began at Bethlehem turned out at Calvary.

In the birth stories of Luke and Matthew, only one person seems to grasp the mysterious nature of what God has set in motion: the old man Simeon, who recognized the baby as the Messiah, instinctively understood that conflict would surely follow. “This child is destined to cause the falling and rising of many in Israel, and to be a sign that will be spoken against ….” he said, and then made the prediction that a sword would pierce Mary’s own soul. Somehow Simeon sensed that though on the surface little had changed — the autocrat Herod still ruled, Roman troops were still stringing up patriots, Jerusalem still overflowed with beggars — underneath, everything had changed. A new force had arrived to undermine the world’s powers.

At first, Jesus hardly seemed a threat to those powers. He was born under Caesar Augustus, at a time when hope wafted through the Roman Empire. More than any other ruler, Augustus raised the expectations of what a leader could accomplish and what a society could achieve. It was Augustus, in fact, who first borrowed the Greek word for “Gospel” or “Good News” and applied it as a label for the new world order represented by his reign. The empire declared him a god and established rites of worship. His enlightened and stable regime, many believed, would last forever, a final solution to the problem of government.

Meanwhile, in an obscure corner of Augustus’s empire the birth of a baby named Jesus was overlooked by the chroniclers of the day. We know about him mainly through four books written years after his death, at a time when less than one-half of one percent of the Roman world had ever heard of him. Jesus’ biographers would also borrow the word gospel, proclaiming a different kind of new world order altogether. They would mention Augustus only once, a passing reference to set the date of a census that ensured Jesus would be born in Bethlehem.

The earliest events in Jesus’ life, though, give a menacing preview of the unlikely struggle now under way. Herod the Great, King of the Jews, enforced Roman rule at the local level, and in an irony of history we know Herod’s name mainly because of the massacre of the innocents. I have never seen a Christmas card depicting that state-sponsored act of terror, but it too was a part of Christ’s coming. Although secular history does not refer to the atrocity, no one acquainted with the life of Herod doubts him capable. He killed two brothers-in-law, his own wife Mariamne, and two of his own sons. Five days before his death he ordered the arrest of many citizens and decreed that they be executed on the day of his death, in order to guarantee a proper atmosphere of mourning in the country. For such a despot, a minor extermination procedure in Bethlehem posed no problem.

Scarcely a day passed, in fact, without an execution under Herod’s regime. The political climate at the time of Jesus’ birth resembled that of Russia in the 1930s under Stalin. Citizens could not gather in public meetings. Spies were everywhere. In Herod’s mind, the command to slaughter Bethlehem’s infants was probably an act of utmost rationality, a rearguard action to preserve the stability of his kingdom against a rumored invasion from another.

In For the Time Being, W. H. Auden projects what might have been going on inside Herod’s mind as he mused about ordering the massacre:

Today has been one of those perfect winter days, cold, brilliant, and utterly still, when the bark of a shepherd’s dog carries for miles, and the great wild mountains come up quite close to the city walls, and the mind feels intensely awake, and this evening as I stand at this window high up in the citadel, there is nothing in the whole magnificent panorama of plain and mountains to indicate that the Empire is threatened by a danger more dreadful than any invasion of Tartar on racing camels or conspiracy of the Praetorian Guard …..

O dear. Why couldn’t this wretched infant be born somewhere else?

And so Jesus the Christ entered the world amid strife and terror, and spent his infancy hidden in Egypt as a refugee. Matthew notes that local politics even determined where Jesus would grow up. When Herod the Great died, an angel reported to Joseph it was safe for him to return to Israel, but not to the region where Herod’s son Archelaus had taken command. Joseph moved his family instead to Nazareth in the north, where they lived under the domain of another of Herod’s sons, Antipas, the one Jesus would call “that fox,” and also the one who would have John the Baptist beheaded.

A few years later the Romans took over direct command of the southern province the encompassed Jerusalem, and the cruelest and most notorious of these governors was a man named Pontius Pilate. Well-connected, Pilate had married the granddaughter of Augustus Caesar. According to Luke, Herod Antipas and the Roman governor Pilate regarded each other as enemies until the day fate brought them together to determine the destiny of Jesus. On that day they collaborated, hoping to succeed where Herod the Great had failed: by disposing of the strange pretender and thus preserving the kingdom.

From beginning to end, the conflict between Rome and Jesus appeared to be entirely one-sided. The execution of Jesus would put an apparent end to any threat, or so it was assumed at the time. Tyranny would win again. It occurred to no one that his stubborn followers just might outlast the Roman empire.


more to come …..

christmas tree night

Sunday night, MB and I purchased our — real! — Christmas tree and headed over to Target to get a tree stand. Mainly because we started having a debate about whether we actually still had our other tree stand. I thought we did. He thought not. So, fine. Off to Target we went.

Upstairs in the Christmas section, a very small dark-haired boy came wheeling a shopping cart around the corner towards us. His arms were stretched above his head in order to push the cart forward; that’s how little he was, but he seemed to be having no problem navigating the thing. The aisle was crammed with people choosing lights and paper and ornaments and all the other Christmas gew-gaws. As this little little boy rolled towards us, he started singing loudly, a warbly wanna-be opera singer:

O holy ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght!

The stars are brightly shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ning!

It is the night of our dear Savior’s b-i-i-i-i-i-rth!

He just tilted his little head back and sang with total abandon, shaking those vowels out, as if no one was looking at him. But, of course, everyone was. Shoppers stole peeks at our pint-sized caroler, smiling, chuckling, poking their companions. But the boy just kept on singing. And, suddenly — I swear — the air itself was different. Right there, in that crowded, grouchy aisle. Some kind of calm washed over all of us. Some kind of pause. Some kind of lifting. A lady who may have been Gramma was with him but she didn’t shush him or discourage him. She just let him do what he wanted to do: push that cart and sing and sing about that holy night.

In the car on the way home, we grinned like goons and just generally felt like we were now better people somehow.

Then … back home, as MB worked and wiggled our tree into the shiny new tree stand, grunting all the while, he paused and announced grimly, “Well … here comes the swearing part of Christmas.”

googling “it’s a wonderful life”

Okay. I’ve officially lost track of what Day # this is because I’ve skipped a few. Thank you for kindly not calling this to my attention. It’s the holidays; my head’s a little twisty.

This photo is killing me, though.

Yep. It’s a wonderful life sittin’ in a squash-colored tub, drinkin’ dirty bathwater, while Ma snaps a photo.

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sheer loveliness …

Ohhhh! Look what I stumbled across! Some rare watercolors and pencil and ink sketches from Parisian fashion house Marthe Ida. They are signed by Zacha, one of the star designers for Marthe Ida and date from 1920 – 1930. I confess I know nothing whatsoever about this fashion house or Zacha, but I do know that these drawings are gorrrrgeous. You can order one here. Click around while you’re over there. Some truly beautiful things. (Sheila, you MUST check it out.)

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how ’bout them chargers???

Wow. My normally hapless SD Chargers are smokin’ hot this year, peeps! Every week, I nearly wet myself watching them play.

And yesterday’s game was just …. insane. 48 to 20 over the Denver Broncos. Clinched the AFC West. Right now, the #1 team in the NFL. I don’t think this has EVER happened in my lifetime.

But that LaDainian Tomlinson was the clincher. He set a new NFL record for most TD’s scored in a season — 29 — AND did it with 3 games left in the regular season. I absolutely have a sports crush on him. He’s always so humble about it, doesn’t showboat in the end zone at all, just scores the TD and throws the ball back to the ref. So when he scored that record-breaking TD and THIS happened instantly, I just started to bawl, peeps. Literally, the very next sound you heard was the clacking of all those helmets together. Beautiful. All those big guys just charging at him, raising him on their shoulders, the deafening roar of the home crowd, the massive spontaneous explosion of love and appreciation for this amazing, humble player. Look at the crowd behind him, cheering and snapping pictures. I’m telling you. SD fans are incredibly loyal. It was just an electric, thrilling moment.

Bawling. I was bawling at a damn football game.

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Also, please notice the butt of my other SD sports crush, Antonio Gates.

my head is spinning

My sister called Friday night to tell me this tidbit that I still can’t get over:

Piper and her dad were at a father/daughter banquet:

The Sugar Plum Fairy Ball.

There would be cookies and punch and dancing. Piper was wearing a velvet dress that she’d been begging to wear since noon that day.

Seriously, if there are no pictures of The Sugar Plum Fairy Ball, I just don’t know what I will do.

birth: the visited planet, part 2

Continuing my chapter excerpt from The Jesus I Never Knew:

Christmas art depicts Jesus’ family as icons stamped in gold foil, with a calm Mary receiving the tidings of the Annunciation as a kind of benediction. But that is not at all how Luke tells the story. Mary was “greatly troubled” and “afraid” at the angel’s appearance, and when the angel pronounced the sublime words about the Son of the Most High whose kingdom will never end, Mary had something far more mundane on her mind: But I’m a virgin!

Once, a young unmarried lawyer named Cynthia bravely stood before my church in Chicago and told of a sin we already knew about: we had seen her hyperactive son running up and down the aisles every Sunday. Cynthia had taken the lonely road of bearing an illegitimate child and caring for him after his father decided to skip town. Cynthia’s sin was no worse than many others, and yet, as she told us, it had such conspicuous consequences. She could not hide the result of that single act of passion, sticking out as it did from her abdomen for months until a child emerged to change every hour of every day of the rest of her life. No wonder the Jewish teenager Mary felt greatly troubled: she faced the same prospects even without the act of passion.

In the modern United States, where each year a million teenage girls get pregnant out of wedlock, Mary’s predicament has undoubtedly lost some of its force, but in a closely knit Jewish community in the first century, the news an angel brought could not have been entirely welcome. The law regarded a betrothed woman who became pregnant as an adulteress, subject to death by stoning.

Matthew tells of Joseph magnanimously agreeing to divorce Mary in private rather than press charges, until an angel shows up to correct his perception of betrayal. Luke tells of a tremulous Mary hurrying off to the one person who could possibly understand what she was going through: her relative Elizabeth, who miraculously got pregnant in old age after another angelic annunciation. Elizabeth believes Mary and shares her joy, and yet the scene poignantly highlights the contrast between the two women: the whole countryside is talking about Elizabeth’s healed womb even as Mary must hide the shame of her own miracle.

In a few months, the birth of John the Baptist took place amid great fanfare, complete with midwives, doting relatives, and the traditional village chorus celebrating the birth of a Jewish male. Six months later, Jesus was born far from home, with no midwife, extended family or village chorus present. A male head of household would have sufficed for the Roman census; did Joseph drag his pregnant wife along to Bethlehem in order to spare her the ignominy of childbirth in her home village?

C.S. Lewis has written about God’s plan, “The whole thing narrows and narrows, until at last it comes down to a little point, small as the point of a spear — a Jewish girl at her prayers,” Today as I read the accounts of Jesus’ birth, I tremble to think of the fate of the world resting of the responses of two rural teenagers. How many times did Mary review the angel’s words as she felt the Son of God kicking against the walls of her uterus? How many times did Joseph second-guess his own encounter with an angel — just a dream? — as he endured the hot shame of living among villagers who could plainly see the changing shape of his fiancee?

We know nothing of Jesus’ grandparents. What must they have felt? Did they respond like so many parents of unmarried teenagers today, with an outburst of moral fury and then a period of sullen silence until at last the bright-eyed newborn arrives to melt the ice and arrange a fragile family truce? Or did they, like many inner-city grandparents today, graciously offer to take the child under their own roof?

Nine months of awkward explanations, the lingering scent of scandal — it seems God arranged the most humiliating circumstances possible for his entrance, as if to avoid any charge of favoritism. I am impressed that when the Son of God became a human being he played by the rules: small towns do not treat kindly young boys who grow up with questionable paternity.

Malcom Muggeridge observed that in our day, with family planning clinics offering convenient way to correct “mistakes” that might disgrace a family name, “It is, in point of fact, extremely improbable, under existing conditions, that Jesus would have been permitted to be born at all. Mary’s pregnancy, in poor circumstances, and with the father unknown, would have been an obvious case for abortion; and her talk of having conceived as a result of the intervention of the Holy Ghost would have pointed to the need for psychiatric treatment, and made the case for terminating her pregnancy even stronger. Thus, our generation, needing a Savior more, perhaps, than any that has ever existed, would be too humane to allow one to be born.”

The virgin Mary, though, whose parenthood was unplanned, had a different response. She heard the angel out, pondered the repercussions, and replied, “I am the Lord’s servant May it be to me as you have said.” Often a work of God comes with two edges, great joy and great pain, and in that matter-of-fact response Mary embraced both. She was the first person to accept Jesus on his own terms, regardless of the personal cost.

more to come …

googling “it’s a wonderful life”

Day … whatever. I think I missed a day here.

Random stars keep popping up in the Googling “It’s a Wonderful Life” experiment. Look at Lana Turner. Good Lord. She kinda sizzles. Although the curly fry bangs are cracking me up now that I look at it all again. If you have curly fry bangs and can still look HOT, you, my friend, are a star.

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