Hey, ever worry about your ability to tell the difference between computer geeks and serial killers?
Well, fret no more!
(That is, if you score well on this helpful test.)
I scored 8/10. So don’t even try to kill me. At least 80% of the time.
Does this mean that 20% of the time, I will wrongly accuse computer geeks of murdering me?
Well, just don’t murder me, geeks.
So there.
Plus, I do own a gun.
So there.
Oh, and ruining my self-important buzz here, My “Beloved” insists on weighing in:
M”B”: Tell them I scored 9/10.
Me: Tell them yourself. God opposes the proud, you know.
M”B”: But I was 10% better than you. I can spot ’em 90% of the time.
Me: How nice for you. (eyes squinching) Guess who your missing 10% is?