Well, it seems my little niece Piper is devilishly clever.
A while back, she and my sister were in the park. Piper, being the 4-year-old she is, wanted to “chase monsters.” She scampered across the grass, turned round, and called out:
“C’mon, Mommy! Let’s go kick some butt!”
Hearing that, my sister instantly stopped short, chiding her:
“Piper! Where did you learn that from?!”
Piper paused. My sister could see her little brain thinking, thinking. Then solemnly, she blinked those blue eyes and whispered:
“From Jesus, Mommy. Jesus.”