Day 5.
Uhm, is this “Santa Claus vs. the Martians” or “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” or something? Someone will know, I’m sure.
I put this up because I know that MB will like it AND because IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY!!
HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY BELOVED! I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING.
Please feel free to wish MB a happy day and tell him how much you love him, too. 😉 Or tell him a joke instead.
“Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.” No real to add this, but yes, MST3K featured this movie in an episode. “Meanwhile, at Oscar Wilde’s house…”
And Happy Birthday, Mr. M.B.
Happy Birthday, MB!
Happy Birthday MB!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
(Sorry, my kids are 7 and 4. I haven’t heard a good adult joke in too long!)
MB!!
You rock! Thanks for making tracey happy. Happy birthday!
And tracey – that big silver robot behind Santa is terrifying in his expressionlessness.
I do not understand the coffee percolators on the green guys’ heads. But I like how the guy on the right is so nonchalant about his percolator.
And why is Santa’s sleeve rolled up? Is he about to open a can of whup ass on everyone?
And red, there’s a girl I work with at the Beanhouse who is just like that; her expression never changes. I can’t decide if it’s modern or if she has a personality disorder.
red fish — That is very cute. MB can tell it to Piper. She’ll laugh her little head off. 😉
Happy Birthday to MB! Here’s another joke to tell to Piper:
What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
At least my kids love it!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patricia looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patricia explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patricia explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says ..
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are .)
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!
Happy B-day, Mr. MB!
“Realizing that Santa, in an ironic twist of fate, was helplessly pinioned to the Robot’s lap by his enormous leather belt, the elves began to taunt him unmercifully, while members of the Loyal Order of Pot Heads stood struck dumb with…”
Sal — I did grin, you blessed little weirdo. 😉
And thanks, everyone, for your birthday wishes for MB! He says thank you, too. I’ll say it for him because I think he prefers to be … mysterious. But, trust me, he enjoyed it. 😉
Hahahahaha! Ya’ll kill me! Happy Birthday MB!
Aw, I didn’t get to the computer last night and I missed wishing MB (or is that T’s B?) a Happy Birthday. I hope it was nice and that he has a wonderful year.
December babies need extra fussing over, don’t you think? I never want them to feel skimped on. (My youngest nephew’s FIRST is Friday–you better believe that’s a big deal, too!)
Why did the Martian on the left get all the green face paint, robbing the poor other Martians of all their color? Some make-up artist THEY had.
Happy Belated Birthday to Mr. MB!