but the cops came, so it was cool

Today, a homeless woman passed out on the toilet in The Beanhouse.

Now I suppose I could tell you that she had drunk an entire giant bottle of mouthwash and then swigged the coffee remnants from a cup she found in the patio trash and that is why she passed out.

Or I suppose I could tell you that I clocked her a good one because she told me I looked like Hillary Clinton and that is why she passed out.

Which one would you believe?

26 Replies to “but the cops came, so it was cool”

  1. WG — You ARE bad, but then we knew that.

    Cullen — No more evidence! 😉

    ASM and Lyn — Yeah, either way …

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