Salma Hayak — Is a pint-sized sexpot, frankly. She looks great in that blue gown. I love that she always seems to know how to dress to accentuate her figure — without being too much. She’s little and curvy. Hooray for little and curvy!!!
I thought that Argentinian dude who won for Best Score just thanked Ang Lee for his “Vishnu.” Uh, Tracey, that would be “vision.” That does make more sense.
Jake Gyllgynegyallahlall — OH MY GOSH!! The Lauren Bacall problem is spreading!! He’s all stuttery and stumbly and I’m starting to sweat from the anxiety of watching these people have aneurysms when they present! He’s presenting a montage of BIG MOMENTS MEANT FOR THE BIG SCREEN or something. All for you ….. and your little screen.
Jon Stewart — “I can’t wait til later when we have Oscar’s Tribute to Montages” He’s killing me.
Jessica Alba — Didn’t she play the Invisible Woman in The Fantastic Four? I think it’s coming true in real life. EAT SOMETHING!! HERE — I HAVE CHOCOLATE!!
Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep presenting together. What’s with Lily booking on out to the mic, leaving Meryl in the dust?? RUDE. Meryl looks great. Lily’s wearing an over-sized Asian-inspired jacket. Tribute to Robert Altman; they’re “doing” Robert Altman. Good Lord! Meryl Streep looks FABULOUS!! She’s cracking me up, keeping up with Lily Tomlin.
Maybe it’s been too long since I’ve actually SEEN Robert Altman. When did he become Colonel Sanders? Ooooh, some Extra Crispy sounds good right now. Gotta keep me strength up. Wait. He thanked his wife. I am a sucker for that. He thanked his wife. You are classy, Colonel Sanders.
The Lauren Bacall Problem was completely catching. Flub-up after flub-up.