Why is everyone wearing black? Too many women in black!
Here’s Queen Latifah …. in black.
Jennifer Garner — Covering for her near-fall: “I do my own stunts.” She’s looking very …. ample. Very blessed and milky. Hope no one starts crying around those things tonight.
Here’s George again. He’s doing the annual “In Memoriam.” He seems a bit too happy about it. But then again, you know they’re probably all loaded.
Oh, and when Eddie Albert came up on the screen as having passed away this year, My Beloved, sensitive soul that he is, said, “He cacked it?? He’s cacked it a BUNCH of times!!”
Will Smith … is annoying. At least he didn’t talk about how much he loves his lady.
Here’s the chick from “Memoirs of a Geisha” …. in black.
Here’s Hillary Swank …. in black. Presenting Best Actor.
Best Actor is:
Heath Ledger …. and I’m typing this before they even say it, even though I’M rooting for Terrence Howard, but I think this is a done deal, so let’s see ….
Wow! WOW!! A spoiler!! Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote!! WOW. Sometimes there IS a surprise. Good for you. Haven’t seen this movie, but I’ve seen him in other things. He’s a fine actor. (Does anyone else think he looks like a chubby Nick Nolte?)