Supp. Actress is:
Rachel Weiss from The Constant and Patient English Gardener. Or whatever. Aren’t those movies the same? Why are all Ralph Fiennes movies the SAME??
Lauren Bacall — Something dreadful happened here. She’s stuttering and stammering and probably just hoping that King Kong will come crashing in and start squishing people because that’s the only thing that’s gonna save her! TECH people — fix the teleprompter!! Or Ms. Bacall — fix your prescription!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED!! I hope this doesn’t jeopardize her gig with Fancy Feast.
Charlize Theron — I’m surprised no one’s told you — do you know you have a dead cat on your shoulder?
“The March of the Penguins” guys are in tuxes, holding stuffed penguins. Ha ha ….. bla. It does not make up for their inability to parle anglais.
J-lo — Her green dress has a nice flowiness. Her tan face has a blank creepiness.
The song from “Crash.” They’re burning a car onstage. People are moving all slo-mo around the deeply symbolic fire. And I think it’s snowing, too. It’s weird. Like “It’s a Wonderful Night of the Living Dead Vandals” or something.
Sandra Bullock — I like her so much, but her hair is betraying her. It’s sticking up in loopy circles. Or else I need to FIX MY PRESCRIPTION!!
And somewhere in all this were the “commercials” for “Best Actress.” HILARIOUS!!!
“The Constant and patient English Gardener” hahahahahahahaha
And yeah – I felt really bad for Lauren. She should have had on her glasses or something – or she should have read off of index cards or something – she’s too much of a Hollywood legend to just let her falter out there like that!!!
I know! That’s part of what made me crazy! Let these Hollywood legends have some damn dignity. HELP them to look good.