Hahahahahaha. The genius of Brian continues unabated. I asked for a Waldo, he gave me a Waldo.
And, yes, NOW I like this painting.
Hahahahahaha. The genius of Brian continues unabated. I asked for a Waldo, he gave me a Waldo.
And, yes, NOW I like this painting.
Now THAT’s art!
Yes!! I want it in a frame!!!
AHA!! I always knew Waldo was in cahoots with SATAN!! (or worse yet, college professors and big business!)
makes me smile. I wonder what other crappy art can be improved with Waldo.
That’s hilarious! I bet the little kid liked it, too.
“Art” quiz!
1. This is a picture of:
A. like, tons of symbolic stuff. It’s deep.
B. a Tea Party
C. rioters at the most recent G-20 summit
D. the painter’s kid’s most recent elementary school play about America
2. The weeping people in the painting are:
A. repenting of their sins against Jesus’ America
B. a Civil War soldier and a Supreme Court justice (probably Kennedy, that paintywaist)
C. deeply ashamed at appearing in this painting
3. Waldo represents:
A. the only entertaining part of the picture
B. Alfred E. Neuman, who couldn’t make it
C. all of us
D. all of the above
4. The shadowy cloaked figure on the right is:
A. Satan, Father of Lies and Prince of Darkness
B. Death, the Grim Reaper of Souls
C. a jawa
D. just looking to break a twenty
5. The glowing figure in the center is:
A. Jesus
B. King Aragorn of Gondor
C. wondering why all these people are on his lawn
6. He is holding:
A. the United States Constitution
B. the Desiderata
C. the “footprints” poster
D. the instructions to the official Washington DC Scavenger Hunt
7. Why is the boy pointing at this document?
A. Somebody used an apostrophe in a plural
B. There’s a coffee stain next to “You are a child of the universe, no less than the stars and trees”
C. It’s really his poster and he would like it back now, thank you
8. Where are Andy Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt?
A. second from center on the right, and at the far right of the row, respectively
B. hanging out in a cabin in Montana until the crowds clear out and they can get back to work
C. in the background getting ready to beat down everyone else in the painting
D. not in the painting because they are about to beat down the painter
9. What is this painting, anyway?
A. Glurge
B. A prophetic warning
C. An eyesore
D. What are you, some sorta commie?
10. Jesus clearly loves America, because:
A. it produces such commanding artworks
B. He’s such great pals with Chuck Norris
C. we let Him hold glowing copies of our founding documents
D. amazingly, we remain un-smited
Happy Fourth, Yurters!
NF — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Brilliant.
The one-two punch of you and Brian is too much!
Jesus needs to dump all these duds and join us at the SYC.
I wish Jesus WAS holding the “footprints” poster. That would be awesome.