snippets

(After mentioning someone old before his time.)

HIM: Dude, it’s called Touch of Grayâ„¢ not Shock of Old.

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HIM: So you have two kids but you’re not married? Sheesh. Put a ring on that cervix.

That man is out of control these days. He’s some kind of crazy grouchaholic now and I must really be weird because I think IT IS AWESOME.

7 Replies to “snippets”

  1. I say funny stuff like that all the time, but my wife just rolls her eyes… at least “I” think it’s funny.

    Eh, I guess after 20 years of marriage, maybe I just have become curmudgeony without the funny.

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