random snippets

ME: Oh, please. Don’t sit there all, “Ooh. Her thoughts. They sicken.”

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(After listening to me in the throes of another near-death coughing jag)

HE: Take that, wellness!

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HE: Why is your See’s sucker stuck in my meatball?
ME: Because I wasn’t done with it. It keeps it upright.
HE: That actually ….. makes sense.
ME: I know.

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