Uhm, is it too early in the season to utterly renounce the Chargers?
I mean, I usually renounce them at least once per season, but we’re only four weeks in.
Maybe it’s premature. Still. I’m sorely tempted.
Also, I know this is a sacrilege to say, but I’m getting mighty tired of that LaDainian Tomlinson. He is constantly injured, a delicate diamond-studded flower. Groin pull. Twisted ankle. Hang nail. Runny nose. Ear hair.
Yup. There’s LT, standing on the sidelines, limping in pain from ear hair. Wait. A trainer’s on hand to rub the ear hair, keep it loose, etc. Phhhew. Thank God.
Come ON, precious.
Get up, take those diamond stud earrings out and win us some games!!!
Please see my comment on your previous post. (I still like the Chargers for the post season)
*ear hair*
Thanks Tracey, this is a great first chuckle of the day. 🙂
Heh, I renounce the New York Mets on a regular basis. I think the only reason I skipped it this year is that they were all too hurt to renounce. It makes no sense to shun a disabled list.
Dude, my mantra from April to October is “Stupid Cubs.” Renounce all you want!
We renounce, we place bags over our head (Bringing new meaning to the question “Paper or plastic?”), and we call ourselves Aints. You renouncers, except Lisa, of other teams are amateurs.
I’ve already decided Romo’s trying to destroy the Cowboys from within. I renounce him all the time. Jerry Jones should have saw that Tony can’t play due to girl troubles.
Let’s have a RENOUNCE-A-THON!!!
CHARGERS, YOU CAN SUCK IT!!
LT AND HIS DELICATE BONE STRUCTURE CAN SUCK IT!!
TONY ROMO AND BLONDE GIRLS WHO DATE HIM CAN SUCK IT!
Mike Milbury and Don Maloney (GM Emeritus Division) can suck it!