no, church is really weird

“Weird” is too mild a word. Honestly, you have no idea. But I have slipped into a gray aphasia on the whole thing.

I want to write about it. I cannot find the words.

I am numb today.

Let’s just talk about the coccyx some more.

21 Replies to “no, church is really weird”

  1. Well, a little Googling learns me that the coccyx is actually just the very tip of the very arrow-head looking end of the spine. The majority of the arrow head is called the sacrum.

  2. Hahahahahaha, you guys. I appreciate how you’re talking around the elephant in the room.

    You’re the best.

    Hahahahaha.

    /The majority of the arrow head is called the sacrum./

    This is invaluable information.

    Also, Brian, the Scrabble point is good to know.

  3. The coccyx is believed to be the vestigial remains of a tail (I think I learned that from “Jeopardy” or “Cash Cab”). Wouldn’t it be cool though to have a tail?…

    I’d prefer it to be prehensile, but a short tail like a Jack Russell terrier would still be nice as it could protect your butt crack by tucking it in when you, say slip on the ice and fall backwards.

  4. … but definitely not a long none prehensile tail which would telegraph to any girl when I was excited to see her by wagging uncontrollably… or when I was embarrassed or caught in a lie by tucking the tail between my legs.

    Oh, and don’t EVEN get me started on those stupid tails of “The Littles” which really served NO purpose (and let’s face it, were a ripoff of The Barrowers)

  5. You’d need one of the blanks and then you could play “coccyx.” That’s 21 points before you figure in special squares and any other words formed. “Sacrum,” on the other hand, is just ten (I think).

  6. I would have mentioned the blank if I’d seen it before nightfly. Just so you know!

    NF and Cullen, you should play Scrabble with me on FB. Not you, tracey, until you give in!

  7. Ooh–what about “sacroiliac”? I used to know somebody who said that’s the part of the back that bothered her.

    (Don’t mind me, I’m just taking notes for the cutthroat family Scrabble game/throwdown this weekend.)

  8. KateyP: I have had issues with my sacroiliac joint before. It’s part back, part hip. As part of my ongoing problems with herniated discs, my sacroiliac joint became inflamed.

  9. My friend broke her coccyx once. She slid on the stairs at work that the prisoners forgot to de-ice and shattered her sacrum/coccyx in three places.

    You actually CAN get workers’ comp for a broken a**.

    The more you know. . .

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