Our next-door neighbor, Loud Sex Guy, is two-timing on the loud blonde with a quiet brunette.
So next time I run into one of his girls, can I ask — all wide-eyed innocence now, “Oh. Did you color your hair? I thought it was blonde/brown. Uhm, it’s pretty.”
Because that’s how I roll. Giving encouragement whilst simultaneously planting seeds of doubt and paranoia.
Personally, I find the whole thing rather unsavory. Mainly because I find him rather unsavory. Shiver.
I’d do it. But I’m kind of a b*tch when it comes to cheating.
I can’t believe I’m asking this–when you say the brunette is quiet, you mean. . . quiet in bed or all-around quiet?
Kate P — Yes.
Now you’ve got me shivering.