My sister and I, on the phone.
She: You know what bugged me about the love scenes?
Me: What?
She: The breasts were completely ignored! What is up with that? So Bella has no breasts?
Me: No, Sis. No, I guess she does not.
She: That sucks.
Me: Bad.
She: She needs to fix that.
Me: Right now.
(pause)
She: What’s wrong with us?
Me: Nothing at all.
It’s TRUE! She has no breasts! Either that, or Edward is woefully unaware of them.
Actually, Renesmee is able to find one of them, anyway… so yeah. Edward unaware. Sigh. That makes him less than perfect.
Good point about Renesesesmee …. although, are girls in YA books allowed to have breasts in that way?