a fantasy

And I promise this won’t be about Edward’s butterscotch eyes. Although I do have to say, that these days, any time I go to my inbox and see an email from sarahk that’s about Twilight or, you know, Edward’s delicious butterscotch eyes, I am transported from the doldrums and despair of these days I’m in to an ecstatic, apparently alliterative trance. I’m losing my home, but there’s always Twilight.

Don’t judge me! The sheer escapism of it all is actually helping.

Okay. The fantasy.

Stop reading now if you’re currently reading the books or plan to. A wee spoiler coming up. Seriously.

So the fantasy is that one of my favorite jewelry designers, Deryn Mentock, would make the Bella bracelet from Eclipse. You know, the one with the silver links and the hand-carved wolf and the crystal — well, diamond heart.

Now I know there is already an official Twilight bracelet. Because I’m insane and I checked. BUT the wolf, apparently, is not wood. He’s copper or something because Stephenie Meyer didn’t think a wooden one could be mass produced. Maybe she’s right; what do I know? So that’s why I’d love to see someone like Deryn do a whole series of gorgeous handmade bracelets like only she can.

(Do not ask me how the wolf would be made. I am just the idea person. I just create questions, not answers. I thought we all knew that.)

So. There it is. Mucha moola to be made.

I get 10 percent.