The semifinal matchups — to be played tomorrow, Thursday, I believe — are as follows:
Jane Eyre
VS
Zaphod Beeblebrox
ANND ….
Mercutio
VS
Faramir
Rest today. Regain your strength. Polish your swords. Get the crick out of your two-headed neck. Smack talk at will.
Good luck and good matches, everyone!
Hey, Janie, baby, you ever seen a spaceship? When I say I’ll take you to the stars, I mean it. I’m not just some improbably guy you dream about, I’m infinitely improbable.