Look at this sofa from La Maison Coloniale. I want it. I even want that statue of Hammurabi or whoever in the background. I want to lie on this sofa in my maison coloniale somewhere in jungles of Thailand and eat pad thai and look at my statue of Hammurabi or whoever.
My needs are simple really.
Looking at that basically makes me want to weep because I don’t have it.
Know what would make it better?
WEEPING ON THIS COUCH, FOR GOD’S SAKE.
You can sail down the Nile in style
On my sofa from Le Maison Coloniale
Better than a trip through the untamed wild
Or a roller coaster out on old Coney Isle
It will make you sing, it will make you smile
Goes well with carpet or wood or tile
You can watch TV or conceive a child
On that sofa from Le Maison Coloniale
NF — Hahahahaha! That is awesome!