I took this from Sheila — I don’t think she’ll mind.
The challenge here is:
Go to the advanced book search on Amazon, type your first name into the Title field, and post the most interesting/amusing cover that shows up.
All righty. Here’s what I got. I’m posting three things:
Tracey Emin, by artist Tracey Emin
And this, Tea with Tracey by Tracey Caswell, subtitled “The Woman’s Survival Guide to Bermuda.”
Uhm, really? Really?? I’ve been to Bermuda and you mostly have to survive the humidity and cricket and looking the wrong way when you’re crossing the street. Oh, and the lush tropical beauty and the pastel-painted cottages with white-washed roofs and the scrumptious food and the friendly people — yes, it IS very taxing:
Beware. You may not get out alive.
Oh, finally — this came up as well, the Daniel Green Women’s Tracey Washable Slipper, which one should ONLY wear when one is finally toddling off to the nursing home — with their “Woman’s Survival Guide to — ACKK!!! — Bermuda” hidden deep within one’s fleecy housecoat:
Not to be totally rude but that washable slipper looks like a certain huge anus you have posted about before.
hmmmmm. Coincidence? I think not!!
“Honey, I know I’ve been working long hours on new slipper designs, so to make it up to you, I’m going to name this one after you: The Tracey.”
(I think Sheila’s idea explains the presence of the oh-so-dainty-bow. Otherwise. . . ewwwww.)
Oh it must be rough to have to live in Bermuda. Obviously, it is. Or else a book wouldn’t have been written about it.
Now I’ve got that image of Beau’s big an*s in my head all over again. Stupid dog. Please cover up, mmkay?
Kathi — Oh, yes. My experience there was a living horror — like, straight out of The Shining or something. Shivers. 😉