(The Ultimate Trash Talker)
*NSYNC!!! (Justine Henin BEL)
(Or, The Monster *NSYNC as he-they-it was dubbed here.)
IN 2 QUICK SETS, *NSYNC EASILY DISPATCHED
PostSecret (Svetlana Kuznetsova RUS)
TO BECOME THE OFFICIAL WINNER OF “THE BEST THING EVER: AMERICA”!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
*NSYNC IS The Best Thing Ever: America.
It IS. They ARE. DEAL with it and move ON.
SOMEHOW.
Later outside the locker room, a swarm of intrepid tennis reporters waited and waited and waited for a comment from PostSecret.
PostSecret, however, had gone back into hiding ……
To our winner *NSYNC: Send me your address (addresses?), your coffee preferences (light, dark, etc.), and if you like it ground or whole bean. ‘Mmmkay??
So let’s all join in and offer our heartiest congratulations to The Best Thing Ever: America — *NSYNC!!
Or your trash-talkiest congratulations. You know. As the Spirit moves. 😉
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR PLAYING!! I HOPE YOU HAD FUN — I KNOW I DID!!
Wahoo! We won! We will make this one our best trash talk ever… wait for it…