I missed a result! What is wrong with me? Seriously, this match was nowhere to be found on the US Open site yesterday, and now — KAPOW! — it’s there and it’s OVER!!
(Stupid someone other than me.)
Okay. Well, so at some point in the recent past, ah ….
Google (Anna Chakvetadze RUS)
MALCOM X-ED OVER
Denzel Washington (Tamira Paszek AUT)
Later in the locker room, a bewildered Mr. Washington was found staring at a wall, wearing nothing but his Pelican Briefs. (I hate myself.)
Boo-Bye, Denzel! Please autograph those briefs and send them to me, mkay? And even though you’re a loser, I still think you’re a pretty pretty pony.
Oh well. At least I can come out of it looking good!