Sooo …. the next matches at Wimbledon will feature some heavy, hard-hitting duels. Earth-shattering, really. Deep deep stuff here. I mean, look, we have:
THE BEATLES (Andy Roddick, USA)
VS
JANE AUSTEN (Richard Gasquet, FRA)
AND
MARGARET THATCHER (Nikolay Davydenko, RUS)
VS
THOMAS MORE (Marcos Baghdatis, CYP)
(Yowza!!)
ANNND
THE BOOK OF COMMON PRAYER (Lleyton Hewitt, AUS)
VS
THE MAGNA CARTA (Novak Djokovic, SRB)
(Let us pray.)
FINALLY ….
ALEC GUINNESS (Mikhail Youzhny, RUS)
VS
MONTY PYTHON (Rafael Nadal, ESP)
I am all a’twitter.