*more* latest results: “the best thing ever”

“More latest”?? Yep. You heard me. Tha’s whut I done said.

Elsewhere today at Wimbledon:

JANE AUSTEN (Richard Gasquet, FRA)

MADE HERSELF A FINE MATCH AND THOROUGHLY EMMA-ED OVER
(ed.: Uhm, I cannot stop; I am gross)

DOUGLAS ADAMS (Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, FRA)

Upon leaving the court, but still within earshot, Mr. Adams and Miss Austen could be heard verbally sparring; he, accusing her of playing with extreme pride, no small prejudice, blahblah, and she, defending the great sense and sensibility of her entire game’s strategy. Miss Austen then mumbled something about the delightful advantage a guide to the galaxy might prove to a gentleman in the unfavourable position of making himself disagreeable in every last earthly place. She then repaired to her locker room, leaving Mr. Adams to his sullen reverie.

(Oh, forgive me, Jane Austen! I love you so much!)

Bon voyage ….. DOUGLAS ADAMS! Wave everyone!