Good. LORD.
I hate Jersey Boy so much.
When I’m in slightly less chaos, I’ll explain further.
For now, please partake of these random moving week quotes, some me, some MB:
I moved this for you in the spirit of resentment.
I hate everything we own.
It’s like the doctor testing your reflexes with that hammer thingy and then a whole month later, your leg moves.
This motel room is like a gulag.
I look like ass.
Check out this weird strip of fabric across the end of the bed. It’s like some giant Commie Christmas present.
What is this show? What is this show?? Two whiny people having a yard sale. See this? This is why we don’t have cable.
Are you touching my computer with your penis?
I can’t live with this level of anger in my life.
He’s got a Nimrod beard. He looks retarded.
You need to save some pee!
Uhm, so yeah.
On that cheery note, I think I’ll go to bed now. Like third grade. Maybe I’ll find that one night’s sleep that erases an entire week.
Oh, and please do remember to save some pee.
“Are you touching my computer with your penis”??? what? I am guffawing.
And I definitely have “I hate everything I own” moments.
Hang in there you two! I love love love that you are finding the bizarre humor in this terrible situation.
In all fairness, I believe that in most cases it’s probably easier for the men to touch computers with their equipment than for our female counterparts.
I, too, am glad that you’re finding these pieces of catharsis along the way.
Cullen – love that you said “in most cases” … hahaha
Cullen– I love the “pieces of catharsis” bit. But remember, Tracey said to *save* some pee. So not too much catharsis.
Tray, I know the show you’re talking about. I hate that show.
I’m praying that the weeks only get better from here.
Cullen — Yes, haha, “in most cases.” But please, men, in general — and you know I love you — keep your personal naked units away from my laptop.
sarahk — Yeah. It’s some TLC show called “Jon and Kate plus 8” about these completely boring narcissists exploiting their multiple birth brood. I discovered this on the tv in the gulag motel and watched two whole episodes, but, in my defense, I hated everyone within 2 minutes.
You missed “Real Chance for Love,” so you’ve got that going for you…. which is nice.
Keep on keeping on, you guys. We all love you lots.
I NEED to know why we must save our pee!! It is perplexing!!