a-b-c! simple as …

From La Sheila.

A- Available or Single? Nope. I’m off the market. You’re all safe.

B- Best Friend. Yes, please. My last one went insane. Did we cover that?

C- Cake or Pie. Cake! Cupcakes! Not cheesecake! Gross!

D- Drink of Choice. Oh, I thought that said “Drink OR Choice” — which did seem really weird. Now I get it. Okay. So — I’m really into this hot chocolate caramel drink I invented.

E- Essential Item. Laptop.

F- Favorite Color. These days, I like brown.

G- Gummi Bears or Worms. Neither, thanks. Sour Patch Kids or those chewy sour apple thingies or some kind of sour anything. Sour treats for a sour laaady.

H- Hometown. Real or in my heart? Real: San Diego. Heart: Seattle.

I- Indulgence. Recently, it was the big day off I had last Sunday — after six solid weeks — where I sat and stared and listened to the sound of my feet rubbing together. It was awesome.

J- January or February. January.

K- Kids. Yes, “K” IS for kids.

L- Life is incomplete without …. MB MB MB MB. And MB.

M- Marriage Date. Groundhog Day.

N- Number of Siblings? 2.

O- Oranges or Apples? Uhm, apples. Peeling oranges is so exhausting, don’t you think?

P- Phobias/Fears. I’m kind of claustrophobic.

Q- Favorite Quote. Well, I do like “If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.” Epictetus. I’m content to be thought that all the time. THANK you, Epictetus! Look at me, always improving!

R- Reasons to smile. My niece, Piper. Picturing her playing little kid basketball without knowing how to dribble. That comment about witches’ houses. Kate P’s comment about the comment. Nightfly’s comment about my “access to an oversized dog anus.” Which will be giving me nightmares.

S- Season. Can it be fall all the time — ALL THE TIME?

T- Tag Three. No.

U- Unknown Fact About Me. If I tell, it won’t be unknown. Duh.

V – Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals. Oppressor of Animals.

W- Worst Habit. Just your garden variety self-loathing, prolly.

X – X-rays or Ultrasounds. Oh, please. I don’t wanna play this one.

Y- Your Favorite Foods. Asian. I’m having some now. Chicken with Sizzling Rice from Mandarin Dynasty. Yummmmmy.

Z- Zodiac. Leo. I remember once this woman who had just met me asked what my sign was. “Leo,” I said. “Aren’t Leos arrogant?” she asked. “Why, yess,” I glowered at her and walked away.

4 Replies to “a-b-c! simple as …”

  1. I like it. I’ve been seeing them everywhere. After the visual DNA thing, I’ve been hesitant, but I need something in the hopper for tomorrow’s content. Thanks!

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