From my favorite born-again Christian lesbian customer:
What is the deal with witches’ houses? They are so freakin’ filthy. My knees never stopped being wet and she never stopped talking about fairy spells.
— upon telling me — in her delightfully deadpan way — about housecleaning for a Wiccan.
tracey – these are classic – seriously, I can’t stop laughing. I have often asked myself the same quesiton: “what is the DEAL with witches houses??”
Yes, me too! All the time!
WOW. WOW. WOW. i have no words!
What, so the stuff about gingerbread isn’t true? I’m SO disappointed!
KateP – hahahahaha awesome comment.