and the winner is …

… everyone but Carrie, the new American Idol, she of the sweetly vacant eyes, who must now hope for a hit with a truly wretched song that goes like this:

    I want to be inside your heaven
    Take me to the place you cry from

Uh, yer looking at it.

Bo. Baby. Trust me. You didn’t lose.

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