Found in a Ralphs grocery bag the other day out on the rainy patio:
Uhm …
Item 2.
Do they go together … er, something? Are they Christmas gifts for a friend? For grandpa? For little Stevie’s teacher? So far, no one has come forward to claim his creepy lost items, because let’s face it, what would he say?? WHAT??
And now, sometimes, one of my coworkers squeezes the bag under the counter to make Rummy talk and the whole thing is, uhm, truly disturbing. Tis the season to be jolly, dudes, not to imagine your private personal activities involving talking dolls of the executive branch.
I am ooged out.
Hahahahah! People are so weird. 🙂
you have GOT to be making this up. well, maybe not. don’t you live in california?
ha!
I’m jonesing for a Rummy doll! I must order one.
Ewwwwwwwww!
Ok, that was too disturbing for my waking up, little caffeinated brain to handle! A little warning next time, huh?! Ewwww. Someone needs to feel really confident about themselves to be purchasing something like that – having to give it to the cashier to ring up and imagine what they’re thinking. And I’m not talkin’ abut Rummy, you know.
Lisa, that’s exactly what I thought!
I actually do have a few pretty cool G.I. Joe collector’s figures that I display at work. Ernie Pyle is my favorite.
Sorry, Kathi! I guess I should have warned you.
And NO, I am NOT making this up.
Someone has a fine sense of humor. I could see that combo at a white elephant gift exchange. (er, right.)
“What would he say?? WHAT??”
Hahahaha! I would so love to hear that conversation.
And I’m with Kathi. How do people make these purchases?
Once, I went with a rather adventurous frined of mine to an adult bookstore, and I wondered how anyone actually made a purchase there. If I walked up to the counter with the “sleeve”, how would I not just die of embarassment on the spot?
I know the clerk at an adult bookstore has likely seen everything, but still…
Yikes!
Oh! Stay the course! Stay the course! St-! C-C-C-C-course! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sorry. I had to do that.
I didn’t know that such a thing exists. (item 2) In fact, I don’t even WANT to know it exists.