— I just can’t stop listening to Corinne Bailey Rae’s “Put Your Records On.”
— My Beloved and I drove around Sunday, randomly blaring the stereo, singing whatever came on the radio next. “Big Shot,” Billy Joel. Criticizing each other’s “OH-OH-ohohohohoh.” You know that part, right? The part that goes “OH-OH-ohohohohoh”? Yeah, well, turns out it’s pretty easy to start quibbling, oh, say, like this: “You didn’t do the right number of “oh-ohs.” “Yes, I did, you didn’t hear it. You’re singing too loud.” “Huh-uh. I don’t think you did ’em.” And, you know …. ad nauseum.
— Then it was “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake. Fond remembrances of the video with that tramp Tawny Kitaen writhing around atop a couple of Jaguars. Well, “fond,” more for one of us than the other, I guess.
— Oh, and I can’t stop thinking about the lady with the low-cut top. The probably 60-year-old lady with the low-cut top, sitting at her table, doodling huge crayon flowers, swaying and wiggling in her chair to the music. The more she wiggled, the bigger her flowers got. Which sounds really wrong. She seemed indiscriminately happy or like she taught Creativity Workshops. And the more she wiggled, the more it seemed like her low-slung breasts and her low-slung top were in a cheery rhumba race to see which would hit the floor first.
— Um, have I mentioned I canNOT stop listening to “Put Your Records On” by Corinne Bailey Rae? I have? Well, it really bears repeating. Really.
so would the lady with the floor boobs be worse or better than a naked Paula Abdul?
“She seemed indiscriminately happy or like she taught Creativity Workshops.” I love that. I’d hate to see what else she has drooping.
Hey, someone used the word ne-ekked. sarahk, I think you’re in tru-uble.
Ugh … Tawny Kitaen. Her claim to fame being a Whitesnake video. Wow.
I do believe she has a mug shot up on The Smoking Gun …
… Heh, she is on there: Actress Tawny Kitaen was arrested by Newport Beach, California police in April 2002 and charged with spousal abuse and battery on her husband, St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Chuck Finley.
Cullen — Oh, yeah. I’d forgotten about her flailing fists of fury.
Argh. Now I’ve got that Whitesnake song in my head!
Thanks Tracey. I wait all day to read your blog and this is the thanks I get? hmph.
>:p
I am a huge Corinne Bailey Rae fan. I’m addicted to ‘Like A Star’.
Whoo wee, that voice is angelic.
Okay, I need to get that one on the i-Pod, too!
I love her voice, so sweet yet crackly, too.
Heh, I remember that, Cullen. Every time Finley came to the mound in visiting parks, the PA would be blaring Whitesnake. Eventually the league had to put a stop to it.
Tracey, whether of the male or female variety, you have had no luck whatsoever with breastises.