AI finale results: barf bucket moments

1) Meatloaf & Katherine, uh, singing. Well, it’s not so much singing as it is staggering and strutting and sweating and caterwauling. Although watching her desperately try to ignore him whilst singing a love song WITH him is amusing. And I usually like Meatloaf. The singer AND the tasty meat dish.

2) Puck & Pickler & snails & lobsters. She makes “icky” faces and screams a lot. You know, hon, you really should eat that lobster. I hear it’s brain food.

3) Seeing Li’l Woody Allen again. And I think I just saw him grab his crotch. Does that kid even know where babies come from yet?

4) These Brady Bunch singalongs. Sheesh. At least gimme back my Johnny Bravo. JOHNNY! JOHHHNNNY!!!

5) Oh, yes! These “Golden Idol Awards.” Oh, look. There’s that guy who sounds like Squiggy doing Michael Jackson.

Woo.

Annd …that’s it for me! Here’s where I turn it to the season finale of “Lost.”

If Pickler’s on that, I’m killing myself and taking you with me.

Oh. Taylor won. But y’all knew that, right?

OH. And what was UP with the season finale of “Lost”?? I’ve about had it with this show. I think the writers have written themselves into Creepy Mystery Corner and can’t provide answers to even the smallest of plot points, so they just keep creating more questions. SO annoying. If you can’t throw us the tiniest bone of an answer, can’t give the merest bit of satisfaction, I think you guys are in trouble.

*Pfffbbbtt*

11 Replies to “AI finale results: barf bucket moments”

  1. I’m glad they answered some things. They confirmed the electromagnet thing/geographic oddity theory. They confirmed that it was indeed this very electromagnetic pulse that downed the plane in the first place.

    We leanred some things by inference as well. The guy that was in the hatch, the one that saved Desmond, was a CIA spook. So, we know that there is at least tacit government involvement.

    Although we’ve learned this over the past couple of shows, we know that the others aren’t the vile, evil, quasi-supernatural beings we’d come to think.

    I don’t think the show has problems answering questions. I think it has a problem that when answering questions, they raise 10 more. Is Desmond, Echo and Locke alive? Without the electromagnet thingy, will Locke become paralyzed again? Will that lady’s cancer come back? If Desmond’s lady is able to track this thingy, does that imply that her daddy has something to do with the Dharma Initiative?

    Some of this is due to the nature of the show’s writing. They have general plot points and actually use viewer input (from the official website) to guide some of the finer points of the show. But I think this is where a lot of the frustrations with the show come from. The writers really need to set some fundamental answers to the show next season and rely on their writing staff sans viewer input.

    But I’m hooked.

    Oh yeah, Yay Taylor.

  2. Oh gosh, the McPhee Meatloaf duet was HILARIOUS. Truly great television. And by “great”, I mean “embarrassing to watch”.

    Awesome! How BIZARRE!!

  3. Cullen — Yes, they raise too many more questions … for me. I guess they did answer those couple things, but, truthfully, I wasn’t paying rapt attention because I was getting annoyed.

    And why did Charlie say “nothing happened”? And why doesn’t he care about what happened to Locke and Echo? Do you really think they confirmed the electromagnetic thingy brought the plane down just because Desmond thinks it? Or maybe I missed that moment. Again, some inattention on my part.

    And where are Sayid and Jin and Sun? The last several moments of the show didn’t show their plight at all.

    And, a minor thing, but, um, where’s Vincent the dog? Did Michael and Walt really leave without him?

    I AM VERY ATTACHED TO THE STUPID DOG!!

  4. red — YES!! It’s gotta be one of the most bizarre moments in recent TV history. I felt almost like he was chasing her around the stage with that little red hankie.

    It was a deeply weird “Phantom of the Opera” moment.

  5. I think that’s all the confirmation we’re going to get on the electromagnetic thing.

    I can only assume that Charlie was somehow effected by the “explosion.”

    I was bothered by both the exclusion of Jin, Sun and Sayid and the dog. I agree with that frustration.

    You know who we need to add to this coversation? Word Girl. But her and Tef had to go on vacation .. ooohhh, big vacay.

  6. What? You weren’t excited to hear Kevin sing again? His rendition of “Pusthycat Pusthycat I love you…yesth I do” was just…well let’s say it brought a tear to my eye. 😉 Is he old enough to say pussycat?

    And the Katherine/Meatloaf fiasco…he did look like he was chasing her around the stage with the red hankie…and she kept turning away from him as if she couldn’t bear that her beautiful McEyes should fall upon the likes of him.

    Yeah Taylor!

  7. The red hankie was very strange. It was like he was a matador or something. She SO didn’t want to deal with the fact that she was singing with him.

  8. You think he would have learned from “Part-Time Lover,” but no, Kevin had to push the envelope. Really. NOBODY told him that a 16-year old shouldn’t be singing about having an affair – his parents didn’t mention this even though he still lives at home with them – the producers or his fans or even random jerks on the street (like me) never said word one… Go ahead and toss that Tom Jones song out there, Kevin. You da pre-man!

  9. Tracey, I get such a kick out of reading you and the exchange in your comments. The red hanky really bothered me too, glad to see I wasn’t the only one who laughed through that duet.

    “You da pre-man!” Hilarious!

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