AI: poorla’s notepad

Found in Poorla’s notepad tonight:

So … i always write a mental warmup before the show to clear my head:

aaaaadle eeeeedle oooodle iiiiiidle iiiiidol Ready!!

elliotts ears — can he hearZ with those earZ
they are SO funny …. hey is he a smurf??

chris + paula = luv4evR ….. tell your wife to BACKOFF!!

SOMIN! i mean SIMON!! he is such a ….. a …… um ……. what is that word ….. meanieass!

simon needs midol!
midol ryhmes with idol
and Midol – M = Idol wow. Think about THAT.

parises butt makes me hungry. Its a candy apple on a stick butt!

hey — is randy jackson related to MICHAEL jackson!!?? That would really freak me out.

i just remembered that time when michael thought i was webster. SO gross.

Shut up, Ryan! You are such a girl!! Yeah, your wearing suits now, but gimme back my blouses, lame-o!!!

taylor’s dancing reminds me of when i danced with that cat
hey!!!! he was a pretty cool cat but it’s really rude he hasn’t called me.

my Taylor Fat Cat — see the dancing jiggly belly? hee!

omigob ….. WHAT is happening?? CHRIS! The stage is on fire!!!!!

someone call my farmacist!!!

OHHHHHHHH, NOO!!!!!!!

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randy just told me thats the video projection. but maybe he’s just messin’ wich me. “straight up now, tell me,” dawg!! LOL!!! Man, I am in da dawg pound tonite!!

heeey, katherine — are you scrubbing the floor or something?? well, girl, you missed a spot!! ROFL!! Why am I always SO funny when no one hears it??

i really should have my own show.

hey, i was serious about the farmacist thing. and that is a totally weird word, like a farmer with a cist!! which is gross if you think about it. i hate farmers.

taylor just said lover. Did he mean love her? like he loves me?? ohgawd, not again. why does this always happen to me? They all fall in love with me and what am I sposed to do? …. those vitamins from my farmacist must make me totally irresistable or something!

Well, I guess I’m just 4eveR your girl!!

Damm!! U crack me UP, Paula!!!