“The American Songbook” American Idol.
I don’t really have a lot to say. I wasn’t holding out much hope tonight so I was doing dishes, actually, but I could still hear it. Let’s see. How’s this: Everyone was mostly good.
Except for …. KELLIE!
LORDDD!!! She’s so vapid, so empty. Can I just slap a blinking neon “VACANCY” sign on that bleach-blonde forehead?? Buh-BYE, Kellieeee! Enjoy your career a’pickin’ and a’grinnin’ at Dollywood.
Ace ….. um, that HAIR!! From the neck up, he looked like a member of the Ukrainian Women’s Gymastic Team. I mean, wha??? Gimme some balance beam, baby. NOW!!!
Katherine …. well, she FINALLY had her magic moment. She was a revelation.
And on an unrelated note: TomKat, your new baby girl is named Suri? Apparently, it means “princess” in Hebrew, chosen because … you’re both so Jewish?? And apparently, it means “red rose” in Persian, chosen because … you’re both so Iranian?? And how do you pronounce that, exactly? Is it “Sur-ee” as in “Surrey With the Fringe on Top”? Or is it “Sur-eye” as in “Sir, I need you to stop flashing your wee-wee at the kiddies”??
I mean, you REALLY named her Suri?!?
Xenu’s gonna be pissed, man.
They’re not full-blooded Jews, they’re Jewish.
Agree completely about idol. Everyone was good. The show was probably the best of the season.
And Kellie was really bad.
*Surry with the fringe on top…*
LOL, Ukranian gymnast, no kidding.
And when I heard they named her Suri, I truly thought, “I wonder if she has fringe on top.” That poor baby is gonna be so scarred. But I knew she didn’t have a chance when I heard that Tom had an adult pacifier standing by to make sure Katie had a silent birth.
Sarah (NOT Suri) — WHA??? Are you kidding me about the pacifier thing? Because I’m very gullible about ANYTHING on the Tom Cruise front. He’s so insane, I’ll just believe it!!