From “New Woman,” a British magazine, comes a list for you this Friday.
Get ready for “THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF ALL TIME”!!
Lemme know where you differ. Counting down from 10, here we go:
10. Scarlett Johannson:
9. Halle Berry:
8. Princess Diana:
7. Catherine Zeta-Jones:
6. Angelina Jolie:
5. Marilyn Monroe:
4. Sophia Loren:
3. Cindy Crawford:
2. Grace Kelly:
1. Audrey Hepburn:
And for those wondering, “Hey, where’s so and so??” here’s a list of 11-20. names only:
11: Kate Moss
12: Elizabeth Taylor
13: Cameron Diaz
14: Vivien Leigh
15: Charlize Theron
16: Nicole Kidman
17: Claudia Schiffer
18: Rita Hayworth
19: Ingrid Bergman
20: Julie Christie
Okay. So, REALLY — Cindy Crawford is #3?? REALLY?? Above Sophia Loren or Marilyn Monroe or Ingrid Bergman or Julie Christie or ALMOST ANY OF THEM!?? Wow.
And I love, love, LOVE Audrey Hepburn, but is she The Most Beautiful Woman of all Time? Is this based on pure, empirical beauty or the woman’s entire persona?
And Ingrid Bergman is not Top 10, at least?
KATE MOSS? Coked-up KATE MOSS?? Well, it IS a British magazine. I mean, look, Princess Diana is there. She was attractive, yeah, but …. well, puhleaaze.
And Cameron Diaz is #13? REALLY??
Boy, my eyes is gettin’ BAD, I guess!
We could probably quibble over the order of a lot of these but there are a couple I believe are rated WAY too high and a couple I don’t think should be on the list at all.
Halle Berry, way too high. Princess Diana, way to high. Cameron Diaz, why is she on the list?
Cullen — CAMERON DIAZ?? I STILL CAN’T GET OVER IT. THAT’S WHY I’M SHOUTING!!
CAMERON FREAKIN’ DIAZ??!!
Tho’ again, Cullen, this was decided by British people.
Maybe it’s really who’s got the best teeth??
I don’t know – I always thought Anna Magnani was just about the most beautiful woman in the world.
And Ava Gardner … you can barely look at her she is so breathtaking.
I love Scarlet Johansen but compared to those two goddesses from another planet? Not a chance. And Cameron Diaz? Please.
Yes, AVA GARDNER!! You can only look at her one eye at a time!
And Anna Magnani, yes … a fierce beauty, not to be trifled with … wow!
CAMERON DIAZ??!!
I spent a lot of time trying to convince the daughters that Cameron Diaz was actually a man…
Ava Gardner – yes, indeedy
Deborah Kerr
Gong Li
Catherine Deneuve
So nobody was beautiful before 1940? I vote for Helen of Troy, who was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy before 1940.
ug. where are the ethnic people? hellloooo???
and tracey – i echo you. CAMERON DIAZ?????
Okay, ditto on the Diaz… Whatthe?! *ew*
Sophia Loren should be number ONE. Period. I’m thinking of naming a daughter Sophia, actually. It means “wisdom”, after all…
And where-oh-where is Salma Hayek?
She’s sa-MOKE-in HOT!!!
And I’ll take yet another exception — Nicole Kidman. Used to be pretty before all the plastic surgery and disordered eating. Now? Sadly… Lizard Woman.
And yes, Ava Gardner. Good God.