A few people I’ve never before heard of or from have emailed me asking for the password on the upcoming churchy posts. One even made a first-time comment on a recent post simply — it seems to me — to meet my criteria for getting the password. I’m sorry, but I’m going to be a total battle-axe here and I don’t care.
So let me clarify my earlier clarification:
There are no criteria anymore.
If you don’t get the password, it could be for any number of whimsical, spur-of-the-moment reasons that flit through my brain. This pleases me immensely.
But — you especially won’t get the password if I think you’re playing games with me to satisfy your morbid curiosity. Seriously. Don’t email me telling me I’ve heard from you before “in the past” when I can easily search through my emails and see that’s not true. Do you think I don’t do that? Then you, my friend, really don’t know me. Don’t diss me like that. Come on. I’m blonde. I ain’t dumb.
I know the people I know on this blog and you can neither fool me nor fake me out on this. And the people who know me on this blog don’t have to basically introduce themselves to me in an email. Come ON.
So. Okay. (Calm down, battle-axe. Sheesh.)
But Crackie is in NO mood on this topic, ‘mkay?
I think these people need to spend some time with the negotiator. He can break them down. They’ll be crying in puddles of their own tears in no time.
Might work, Kathi. Just looking at pics of the Negotiator turns me into a pile of tapioca pudding.
That kid uses all the weapons in his arsenal. It’s totally unfair.
I wish I had thought to nickname myself battle-axe first. All the good nicknames always get taken.
Hi, Tracey. I’m commenting in hopes that when I send you an email soon, you’ll recognize my name. Nice to meet you!
Hello! Allow me to introduce myself– I’m Flaily McBabyleg, and I want to know everything about you.
(Actually, Flaily McBabyleg is what we’re thinking of re-naming our son. Has a nice ring to it, eh?)
Hey! I can comment again! Yayyyy!!!
This is my first comment. Give me the password.
Yeah, that Nigerian prince is so mistaken that he can just introduce himself in an e-mail to you and get the money out of you. I mean the password.
Did you call yourself Battle-Axe and Crackie in the same post?
Uhmm …… who ARE all you people????
This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. Well done, Yurt Commune!
Flaily McBabyleg. That is so nuts, I love it.
See now, I wasn’t even that curious til you put this up; now I wonder what I’m missing. It’s not just the folks ogling the cleavage, I’m thinking. Whatever- if you feel like sharing, I’ll take a password. Either of my addresses- Nmissi on gmail or aol, will work. Or if you don’t want to, my feelings won’t be hurt. Mostly, I’m just curious now- whatever is going on that’s bad enough to merit 30 or 40 posts? That’s some serious post quantity.
I look forward to hearing about the “merits” myself!
Nmissi — Well, clearly, you’re missing 30 to 40 posts. Lotsa reading. 😉