Oh, yesssss!!!
Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies — TONIGHT!!! The glorious, whirling SPECTACLE of it all!!
Wellll …. okay.
Much as I LOVE ’em, I believe there are some possible monkeyshines going on —
— because I’m STILL bugged by that archer fellow back in Barcelona 1992. Does anyone really believe he LIT the Olympic torch with that flaming arrow? NO WAY! NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!
AND — what about that ski jumper who allegedly LIT the torch in Lillehammer in 1994? NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!
Did they REALLY light those torches or was someone behind the scenes just turning it on, like a gas fireplace? I want to know!! I think about it every opening ceremony. The possible monkeyshines.
All these years later and I STILL WANT TO KNOW!!!
On the other hand …. is it really a spectacle if you can always believe your eyes?
(Still …. someone better tell me, someday. Monkeyshiners.)
I think it’s all on a switch like a gas fireplace. 😉
I think this is a job for… [wait for it] MythBusters.
I think it’s all planned, babe. Sorry to burst your Olympic bubble… 🙁
I really need to get out more, I didn’t even know there was such a thing as monkeyshiners.
SEE??!! Monkeyshines!!! I KNEW IT!!