In the background of this photo, please note the scattered remains of Original Banshee’s makeshift “fort village” which was demolished by the remorseless grinning despot we know as Baby Banshee. In the wake of this destruction, Original Banshee, now homeless and desperate, has fled in fear for her life and also because mom said she could have a Go-Gurt. In the foreground, BB is shaking down one of the hapless villagers who can’t flee because he can’t walk although he can roll over but not fast enough or repeatedly enough to escape his screeching fate at her hands.
Look at her glee in the face of his suffering!
You may destroy his village, but shake him down that hard, Baby Banshee, and he will spit up on you, as his last defiant act against your tyranny.
Sure, I could intervene, but I am the impartial photojournalist.
Secretly rooting for the spit up.
The whole thing is an atrocity, really.
Hahahaha – “remorseless grinning despot” – love that!
Make no mistake, he is filing this away for revenge time. . . like when she brings home a boyfriend. He’ll call the guy by the wrong name. Repeatedly.
Poor Banshee Boy! She just wanted to hold him and it all went south from there.
Oh, yes, the unwelcome looooving. My oldest nephew and niece had a habit of getting in middle nephew’s face when he was a baby–when he figured out how to use his hands to shove them away (with eyes bugged out for effect), I laughed pretty hard.