ME: She looks like an old-timey clothespin.
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HE: I’ll be a few minutes.
ME: It’s okay. I can wait. I’m not 2.
(a pause)
ME: I’m more like 3.
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HE: He’s better when he’s not trying to be impressive.
ME: People are rarely at their best when they’re trying to be impressive.
HE: True.
ME: That’s why I’m so great.
HE: Oh?
ME: I am totally unimpressive.
HE: Oh, I see your plan there.
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HE: Facebook messes with the established social order of high school. It’s wrong.
I am so glad I found your blog, because you make me smile!
Hey Lee — Thank you. What a nice comment!
“she looks like an old-timey clothespin” hahahahahahahaha I can so see this woman now.
He’s right about Facebook. Of course, it was created by the sort of guy who was at the rock bottom of the high school social order.
“Old timey clothespin”!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Where can you get them, BTW?
Lynne — I don’t know. I should have asked her. 😉