Original Banshee was 4 the day she created a carefully handwritten scroll with a party invitation for the unnamed princess. She summoned us all to the living room for The Reading of The Scroll.
We sat, her parents, MB and I, while she unrolled her old timey 8 1/2 x 11 Staples copy paper scroll, dramatically cleared her throat, and read in proper old timey English:
Dear Princess,
Please come to the party. You can wear good clothes or awful clothes. But let us know what the deal is. You should probably wear pretty clothes. And tell us what pretty clothes are. That is all.
Let us know.
Yes, Princess, please let us know what pretty clothes are as I, myself, sometimes struggle to discern this.
I just need to know what the deal is.
That is all.
Aww, the Banshee is very cute.
Yeah, seriously, before I buy pretty clothes I need a workable definition of what that is. I am totally with Banshee on this.