Actual email exchange this morning between Cara and me:
CARA: I will be marrying (MB) this afternoon because obviously he is the best guy in the world.
ME: Well, obviously, you will be marrying (MB). I will be your maid of honor, of course. Then we will be sister-wives and you will have to help out with laundry.
I guess I should have said “matron of honor.”
I’m a freakin’ MATRON.
Oh, c’mon, give her a more undesirable chore than that–she is Wife #2 after all. Maybe taking the pee bottle out of the car.
HA HA Kate! lol…
Kate P–“Hahahahahaha! Yes. She will be the Pee Remover.