“the office” blog!

Oh, Lord. Lookie what I discovered: A blog written in the voice of Dwight from “The Office.”

Also, Dwight’s theories on one of my favorite shows, “Lost”:

1) I think the “others” are actually the employees of Oceanic
Airlines. Who has ever heard of Oceanic Airlines! I think it was a
fake airline that purposefully crashes and does experiments on it’s
passengers.

2) I think that the Dharma Initiative would make a cool band name.

3) I think the polar bears are actually hippies from the Dharma
Institute in polar bear outfits.

4) I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy’s
dad. Think about it. They’re BOTH asian.

Those are but some of my many theories. Remember, they are theories
and not fact.

Hahahaha.

(But …. maybe you have to be watching “The Office” and “Lost.”)

Am I just ha-ha-ing all by myself?

7 Replies to ““the office” blog!”

  1. ThisisliterallythecoolestthingIhaveseenohmyGOSH!!! *squealing and clapping and jumping up and down*

    I can’t compare this concept to anything except something REALLY cool that I wish I would have thought of. I’m totally stealing this concept and passing it off as my discovery. Hope you don’t mind. It’s just my friends. Okay, FRIEND, whatever… (JK… sort of… ;)) THIS IS SO COOL!

    P.S. Can you imagine Michael and Dwight on The Island? Michael complaining and whining and getting flustered, Dwight in the bush all camo-faced brandishing his paintball gun? Holy. Crap.

    P.P.S. Yes, I’ve had too much sugar. Uhn-huh I realize I sound like a fouteen-year-old dork.

    P.P.P.S. Don’t care.

    P.P.P.P.S. How is your hair cut? I bet it’s really cute. Never thought to ask you that before… Hmmm… Is that too personal? Nevermind then.

    P.P.P.P.P.S. Random!!! Sorry.

  2. How is my hair cut?!? It’s way too long right now. To be honest, I haven’t tended it much because of …. well, let’s just say that its appearance is indicative of my present internal discombobulation.

    Normally, it’s much cuter.

    Aren’t you glad you asked? 😉

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