MB to me:
“You’re like a bucket of popcorn shrimp! You just keep making me happy!”
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Describing an old Beanhouse customer we saw on the boulevard:
“Ugh. He was the grumpiest man alive. Like he was made of onions or something.”
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Baby Banshee, wondering where her cousin, Younger Nephew, is:
“Tee Tee, where dat guy dat goes wid da doggie?”
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Submitting to “The Hypnosis Game” as played by The Banshee and Piper.
BANSHEE: Okay, Tee Tee. Watch this necklace.
TEE TEE: Okay.
BANSHEE: You’re getting sleepy, okay?
TEE TEE: Uhm, sure.
BANSHEE: Well, you ARE getting sleepy, Tee Tee!
TEE TEE: Yes, ma’am.
PIPER: When I clap my hands, you will wake up and you will be our servant.
TEE TEE: That’s a bummer.
BANSHEE: Tee Tee! You’re asleep!
TEE TEE: Yes, ma’am.
BANSHEE: And …… you won’t be our servant, you’ll be our …… BEAUTIFUL LADY!!
TEE TEE: Nice save, Banshee.
Piper claps her hands.
BANSHEE: Hellooo, BEAUTIFUL LADY!!
TEE TEE: What’s up?
BANSHEE: Now go get us some cake!
“Tee Tee, where dat guy dat goes wid da doggie?‖awww, it’s like a package deal. She likes them both.
Sign me up for some of that hypnotherapy, because I want to be a Beautiful Lady, too!
Kate P — Oh, that kid was totally working me. Hahaha. She ain’t no dummy. And Beautiful Lady was code for “servant” obviously.
It was so cute. Baby Banshee followed YN everywhere. Up in his room, he played a game of “put various items/hats/headbands on the dog’s head” with her. She could NOT get enough of him and that dog.
“Now go get us some cake!” That is hysterical!!
The kid is PRE-CO-CIOUS.
Did you get the cake? Did your eyes do that spiral thing like on the movies? WHAT happened next?? 🙂
Mrs C — NO! They said I was the BEAUTIFUL LADY, man! Get your own cake, peaches.