So, yeah, the adorable sarahk and I like to chat. We chatted on Sunday night while I was watching the rerun of the premiere of The Vampire Diaries — mainly because it was the only thing on — and she was ….. well, I don’t know what sarahk was doing. See if you can even follow this. I barely punctuate when I chat, so there’s that, and at one point, well, who knows WHAT we are even talking about.
I don’t know why it’s so hysterical to me.
me: vamp diaries looks pretty good,
i gotta say
no one quite as pretty as jack rath, but hey, not bad
sarahk: cool. i set it up to record so i can get the repeats too. looks like it may conflict with other stuff, so i might have to watch it online. sigh. oh well.
me: hm.
has a very twilighty vibe to it
almost the same set-up
sarahk: cool!
Frank just tweeted: If you start shouting at the president, soon nobody knows when to shut up.
“You lie, and I’m gonna shove this ball down your throat because Beyonce was robbed.”
me: although both the non-vamp chick and the vamp dude keep diaries
sarahk: OH! They’re showing it, and she totally DID say that!
me: what?? i missed the tweet thing?
sarahk: that’s kind of gay, the dude keeping a diary.
Oh. Well, congressman Joe Wilson the other day yelled “You lie!” at Obama.
Then the Serena thing.
me: well, i don’t know. he’s talking about how he can’t resist her. (ed: I am talking about Vampire Diaries)
i mean, he’s from another time, you know, when dudes kept diaries. people of yore
sarahk: And tonight at the VMA awards, Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s speech to say that Beyonce should have won. He’s a douche.
/people of yore/ Hahaha. Ok, then, it’s acceptable.
me: oh, okay. i didn’t know what the beyonce thing was about
i’m not up on the vma awards
sarahk: yeah. well, armed with all that information, frank’s tweet was funny.
me: OH! there’s an evil brother vampire! (I am STILL talking about The Vampire Diaries)
sarahk: i wouldn’t be up on them either but everyone on twitter was bagging on Kanye. i mean, that’s nothing unusual, but it was everyone.
Pink called him a douche. Hahaha. (Sarahk is NOT talking about The Vampire Diaries)
me: cool! (What was that “cool” for, Trace? The “douche” thing or the evil vampire thing? I have no idea. Drunk again.)
sarahk: oooh, evil brother vamp? excellent.
me: we are talking about two different things — hahahahaha
sarahk: I KNOW! i was just laughing at that.
me: like, we are talking over each other — in person, it would be rude, hahahaha
sarahk: I know, it would, right? oh well, we know we love each other and i’m ok with you talking over me and me talking over you.
Yes, well, good thing we love each other.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We are INSANE! I am in tears reading that back. Weirdos.
There’s that whole time delay thing, so we carry on 2 different conversations. It’s ok, since we love each other.
And to answer your implied question, I think I was chatting with you, watching Twitter, and playing all my Facebook Scrabble games.
Also watching the Clijsters/Wozniacki match from the day before.
It was an insane melange of topics.
Bonkers.
What’s really funny is you two are STILL carrying on your own little conversation! LOL