Looks like our final four get the day off today.
So, here our the semi-final matchups for Friday morning.
Shank Jogger
US Open Women’s Player: Yanina Wickmayer BEL
VS
Ilsa’s Big Hat
US Open Women’s Player: Caroline Wozniacki DEN
AND …..
The Royal Slattern
US Open Women’s Player: Kim Clijsters BEL
VS
More Horrible Slatterns
US Open Women’s Player: Serena Williams USA
Look at the slattern match-up! Hahahahaha.
Good luck and good matches, pippa!
Royal Slattern: I look forward to shooting you in the back causing you to fall into a pool and drown.
I love that we have a Battle of the Slatterns!
Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed cinema! Prepare to die!
I AM THE DREAD PIRATE WOBERTS! There will be no survivors! Many slatterns are here, I am here, but SOON YE SLATTERNS WILL NOT BE HERE! The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares are about to come true! The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your slatternly souls!
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships off the coast of Algiers, sea planes up to no good landing near some hole-in-the-wall tavern in Casablanca but I can’t rely on my memories. We’ll settle this tomorrow … one Rick to another.
/The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your slatternly souls!/
Hahahahahahaha!
/One Rick to another/
Yes! A battle of the Ricks! How could I not see THAT??