yamahama

Look at this gorgeous dapper man.

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From Advanced Style. Photos by Hanneli Mustaparta

Uhm, sir? Pardon me. Hi. I know I’m a gang member and a felon and wear black underthings under white overthings, but will you marry me?

You could make me over. I am putty in your hands.

Unless you say no. Then, of course, I renounce you utterly and spend my days poking pins into a voodoo doll of your likeness wearing a miniature version of this exact suit.

Oh, and just so we’re clear: You don’t …. uhm … have any Grey Poupon? Do you?

8 Replies to “yamahama”

  1. He wears a suit and a tie… to mow his lawn. They always stay perfectly clean and pressed throughout the job.

    By law, all scenery must be made completely picturesque whenever he chooses to appear in public.

    When he walks past, your radio will automatically switch to Frank Sinatra.

    He is… the World’s Most Interesting Man.

    Stay dapper, my friends.

  2. NF — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    /When he walks past, your radio will automatically switch to Frank Sinatra./

    You are some crazy genius roll these days, NF.

    “Stay dapper, my friends.”

    Indeed.

  3. Almost there. Should have a hat … and maybe the optional pocket handkerchief. If he has sterling cuff links, it’s a wash. Great look, though.

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